Some of us weren’t able to go to Splendour this year and we are dirty AF about it. I mean, probably not as dirty as the punters that went but you get the idea. There are only three things that can help calm those nasty Splendour withdrawals: a complete social media blackout for the entire week, either avoiding triple j altogether or listening to triple j around the clock for those insane live crosses (I can’t make up my mind as to whether listening was a good or bad idea but admittedly I kept going back for more, MORE!) and finally, the Splendour Sideshows. I feared that my situation was beyond help by the time Tuesday rolled around until: enter Albert Hammond Jr.